Gas station food 5ever
Our entire household and all of its guests’ lives.
So a few days ago I was stopped and detained in Toronto Canada after flying back from japan. Apparently I have been a missing person for the past 2 years. Of all the things iv done in those 2 years getting military ID’s, signing up with the DMV, being with social workers, staying in treatment places, Drivers license like how would they not notice something like that. So iv been thinking about this of all the people listed as missing in the US how many are actually missing and how many are just names forgotten to take down. Kind of a big flaw in this system.
Hm, not that unlike Dave Vanian
This is a thing I’ve decided I’m doing now. Well, I say now, but in reality this is a queued thing so I decided it about three months ago. Well, I say three months ago, but in reality I decided in mid 2013 but I only just got around to writing it.
Anyway, the thing! The thing is I am now reviewing obscure alcoholic beverages. My first one is:
Black Sheep Brewery’s Imperial Russian Stout
Final Rating: 1/5
The fuckin’ water got cut to like our whole suburb or some shit ‘cause there’s one burst pipe across the road. Grumpy.
I am weak, codependent white male who needs as many men as possible.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
Buuuuut still tho…
"acting like a bitch for the sake of comedy" well sorry to burst your precious bubble, but fatphobia is still fatphobia even if the person is attempting to make a JOKE. (see the word attempting)
The joke is at the expense of Zach Galifianakis. Zach Galifianakis wrote the joke. Zach Galifianakis is a comedian, he is not afraid of excess adipose tissue.
If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha.
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
The reason Thor’s got his face like an inch from his food is ‘cause he had to double over to hide his body because this was a few months after principal photography and Chris Hemsworth had lost most of his muscle mass.
This guy has fuckin’ physically rebuilt himself each year for three years in a row, all for his role. And he’ll be doing it all again for Age of Ultron.
I much prefer to go out on Friday nights than Saturday nights, firstly because Sunday morning trains don’t start until three hours later and secondly because THE FUCKING KEBAB SHOP IS CLOSED ON SUNDAYS D’=