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hansmormon:

This weather needs to stop

I had to bring my $400 super-cooling fan in to my room because it’s too hot and IT’S STILL WINTER

It’s all well and good as a anti-piracy lobbyist to say that there is no cause to pirate, because the practicality of a digital copy that pro-piracy folk value, is now provided with virtually any copy of and media, in the form of a little slip of paper with information on how to claim your high quality and completely legal (and free!) digital copy that comes inside the case of your purchase.

Meaning that if you paid for, say a Limited Edition Steelbook blu ray copy of Captain America: The Winter Soldier, then you should reasonably have access to that film via any medium, as you would if you had chosen instead to steal it via a torrent.

But when you make that digital copy im-fucking-possible to claim, no matter how many times you try to jump through their hoops over and over, then what was the bloody point? 

Consequently I now have an illegally downloaded copy of a film that I already legally own a physical version of, which is exactly equally as illegal as if I’d simply torrented Winter Soldier and not paid for it at all.

comewastetimee:

nykiid718:

madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors
Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31
NIGGA WE MADE IT
Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

#Donald4Spiderman

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

See? I said so.

Reblogged from kamikazekeem

comewastetimee:

nykiid718:

madeupmonkeyshit:

Marvel’s Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

Sundays at 9 a.m. ET starting August 31

NIGGA WE MADE IT

Miles Morales voiced by Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino

#Donald4Spiderman

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

See? I said so.

OHMYGOSH! It’s getting so real =D
Lucy Lawless as Agent Isabelle Hartley in the upcoming season of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”

OHMYGOSH! It’s getting so real =D

Lucy Lawless as Agent Isabelle Hartley in the upcoming season of “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”

OKAY SO THIS IS SOME PRETTY SERIOUS FUCKIN’ SHITOHUEFAFBETVDAFGLIUHO

So, a while back (I’m not sure of the time frame exactly, but it was when The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was a thing people knew about but way before any trailers had come out or anything. End of last year maybe?) I was hanging out with bittersweetgingerbread and we had just watched… God I can’t even remember that. Anyway, we were at the movies watching something and we were talking about how no Spider-Man movies had really done the character justice (he is a huge Spider-fan, I am not) and when we got home we got drunk and outlined a ninety minute Spider-Man script.

Then sort of thought “Fuck it” and put down a bunch of work on sequels for it as well. (The first film had Kraven the Hunter & Kingpin as the antagonists, then symbiotes would be introduced in following entries. Scorpion was the primary antagonist for the sequel. J. Jonah Jameson was the sort of this overarching villain that never really fought Spidey directly, but caused him lots of issues, anyway not the point.) 

We wrote a bunch of characters and we really liked it because it seems like an origins story, but at the end of the first act he doesn’t get bitten by a radioactive Spider, we (the audience) instead find out that he’s actually already been Spider-Man for about six months. 

Fuck, again, not the point, sidetracked.

THE POINT IS!!!!! We had all our characters, and noted which actors we would want to play which characters, and for Miles Morales (canon issues there but hey fuck you we can pick and choose if we want) we wanted Donald Glover.

AND LIKE AN HOUR AGO MARVEL JUST UPLOADED A CLIP TO THEIR YOUTUBE FOR Ultimate Spider-Man season 3 and it has Miles Morales in it and he is VOICED BY MOTHERFUCKIN’ DONALD GLOVER.

This is probably a thing people were already aware of but I sure as Hell wasn’t and after hearing his voice I checked his IMDb and it isn’t even on there but I guaranfuckingtee you it’s him. Very distinct voice.

So yeah that’s my tiny little freakout for the day… Night… It’s 3:30am… Man… We should really finish those sequel scripts…

The Purifier plays a King in Vikings

Good for him.

sharkchunks:

facelessbird:

 This is the inverted cross, it isn’t actually a sign of satanism as hipsters may like to believe, it is actually a sign of loss of self worth. Simon Peter requested to be crucified upside down. It is believed that Peter requested this form of crucifixion as he felt he was unworthy to be crucified in the same manner that Jesus died.
Read up on yo’ shit, before you get it on your shirt.

I’m pretty sure St. Peter’s Cross lacks the C word on it. Like not 100% sure but at least maybe 97% sure. Maybe 98% to be honest. Cuz I’ve seen a St. Peter’s Cross in some religious texts and it didn’t have the C word.
I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and say this cross in the picture is meant to be an anti-christian statement if not a satanic one. I just don’t see someone declaring their unworthiness and modesty with the C word, I mean maybe they feel really bad about themselves and the word applies to them but the general angst I’m sensing here doesn’t say Christianity to me.
But who am I to say? I’m glad facelessbird came along to tell me the true meaning of the symbol that decorates countless satanic altars, films, shirts, posters, albums and literature. Their observation is surely the definitive statement on the matter and negates decades of nearly exclusive anti-christian usage. I’m betting all those black metal bands and satanists out there will have their tattoos removed and logos updated to reflect this revelation that surely nobody has ever pointed out before.
I hope we get an encore from facelessbird soon in which they wear a swastika shirt to synagogue, where everyone will unquestionably understand when they explain they mean the symbol in its Hindu context of well being.
Yep.

I started reading this and thought it needed  a reply but then… Yeah sharkchunks got this covered.

Reblogged from sharkchunks

sharkchunks:

facelessbird:

 This is the inverted cross, it isn’t actually a sign of satanism as hipsters may like to believe, it is actually a sign of loss of self worth. Simon Peter requested to be crucified upside down. It is believed that Peter requested this form of crucifixion as he felt he was unworthy to be crucified in the same manner that Jesus died.

Read up on yo’ shit, before you get it on your shirt.

I’m pretty sure St. Peter’s Cross lacks the C word on it. Like not 100% sure but at least maybe 97% sure. Maybe 98% to be honest. Cuz I’ve seen a St. Peter’s Cross in some religious texts and it didn’t have the C word.

I’m gonna go way out on a limb here and say this cross in the picture is meant to be an anti-christian statement if not a satanic one. I just don’t see someone declaring their unworthiness and modesty with the C word, I mean maybe they feel really bad about themselves and the word applies to them but the general angst I’m sensing here doesn’t say Christianity to me.

But who am I to say? I’m glad facelessbird came along to tell me the true meaning of the symbol that decorates countless satanic altars, films, shirts, posters, albums and literature. Their observation is surely the definitive statement on the matter and negates decades of nearly exclusive anti-christian usage. I’m betting all those black metal bands and satanists out there will have their tattoos removed and logos updated to reflect this revelation that surely nobody has ever pointed out before.

I hope we get an encore from facelessbird soon in which they wear a swastika shirt to synagogue, where everyone will unquestionably understand when they explain they mean the symbol in its Hindu context of well being.

Yep.

I started reading this and thought it needed  a reply but then… Yeah sharkchunks got this covered.

"Let’s do the take!"

Reblogged from symbolicsymmetry

I know, right?

(Source: lovef00d)

Earth-199999 Villains 5/5

  1. Guardians of the Galaxy: Ronan - The Accuser
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy: Nebula - Daughter of Thanos
  3. Guardians of the Galaxy: Taneleer Tivan - The Collector
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy: Yondu - Ravager Commander
  5. Guardians of the Galaxy: Korath - The Pursuer 
  6. Guardians of the Galaxy: Thanos - The Mad Titan
  7. Avengers: Age of Ultron: Wanda Maximoff - Scarlet Witch (Assumedly)
  8. Avengers: Age of Ultron: Pietro Maximoff - Quicksilver (Assumedly)
  9. Avengers: Age of Ultron: Wolfgang Von Strucker - Baron (Assumedly)
  10. Avengers: Age of Ultron: Ultron - Genocidal Sentient AI

Earth-199999 Villains 4/5

  1. Thor: The  Dark World: Loki - The Trickster God
  2. Thor: The  Dark World: Malekith - The Accursed Dark Elf King
  3. Thor: The  Dark World: Algrim - Kurse
  4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Georges Batroc - The Leaper
  5. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Brock Rumlow - Crossbones
  6. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Jack Rollins - STRIKE Agent
  7. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Bucky Barnes - Winter Soldier
  8. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Jasper Sitwell - Agent of HYDRA
  9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Arnim Zola - Databank
  10. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Alexander Pierce - HYDRA Head

Reblogged from firstruleofmethclub

Earth-199999 Villains 3/5

  1. Agents of SHIELD: Ian Quinn - Quinn Worldwide CEO
  2. Agents of SHIELD: Edison Po - The Strategist
  3. Agents of SHIELD: Raina - The Recruiter
  4. Agents of SHIELD: Chan Ho Yin - Scorch
  5. Agents of SHIELD: Jakob Nystrom & Petra Larsen - Berserkers
  6. Agents of SHIELD: Lorelei - Melodi
  7. Agents of SHIELD: Marcus Daniels - Blackout
  8. Agents of SHIELD: Mike Peteron - Deathlok
  9. Agents of SHIELD: Grant Ward - Agent of HYDRA
  10. Agents of SHIELD: John Garrett - The Clairvoyant 

Earth-199999 Villains 2/5

  1. Captain America: The First Avenger: Johann Schmidt - The Red Skull
  2. Captain America: The First Avenger: Dr. Arnim Zola - HYDRA Scientist
  3. Captain America: The First Avenger: Heinz Kruger - HYDRA Spy
  4. The Avengers: Loki - The Trickster God
  5. The Avengers: Clint Barton - Hawkeye Possessed
  6. The Avengers: The Other - Chitauri Lord
  7. The Avengers: Thanos - The Mad Titan
  8. Iron Man 3: Aldrich Killian - CEO of A.I.M.
  9. Iron Man 3: Trevor Slattery - Pretender to the Mandarin Mantle
  10. Iron Man 3: Savin - Extremis Commando